D’you know why I like you guys? Because you’re so emo. Always have been. You’d as likely die as wear a scorching combo of stripes and calf-hugging jeans. But you can’t die, you’re too beautiful. Is that even emo? Does it matter?
Everybody Hurts: An Essential Guide to Emo Culture by Leslie Simon and Trevor Kelley is the definitive handbook for the heart-on-your-sleeve set. This bomb of cultural decoding drops today, so make it a priority. Even more undeniably real is your chance to win the “Ultimate Emo Kit.” Yes, you heard me, “ultimate.”
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- One copy of Everybody Hurts: An Essential Guide to Emo Culture by Leslie Simon and Trevor Kelley
- One Pair of Vans Slip-ons
- One Ordinary Clothing Cracked Dimmy Embroidered Polo
- One 31 Corn Lane Tennis King Tote, Wallet, and Glasses Case
- One Manic Panic Dreamliner Liquid Eyeliner
- One Permanent ME – After the Room Clears CD
You’ll never need to win anything ever again.
