From Jonathan Selwood, author of The Pinball Theory of Apocalypse, coming from Harper Perennial this Summer
What was the best book of the year?
Home Land by Sam Lipsyte. Funniest book I’ve read in years. I think it came out in 2004, though.
What was the best movie?
A clip from a Japanese game show that I saw on YouTube. The loser had his nose hair pulled out with a pair of pliers. Sadly, the clip was later removed for copyright reasons.
Who was the person of the year?
Any of the myriad hard working Crotcharazzi who bravely documented the depilated nature of celebrity coochie. Heroes all.
What is your New Year’s resolution?
To eat more eggplant.
