Before our main man Neil Strauss became a star in his own right, he helped some guys known as Mötley Crüe put pen to paper and write their no-hold-barred memoir, The Dirt. The result was a shocking account of back stage hijinks that would make Madonna’s bikini waxer blush. Now a few years later, the boys of Mötley Crüe have released a new album, Saints of Los Angeles, that’s inspired by their hair-raising memoir. We couldn’t let this moment pass uncelebrated, so we’re giving away a Crüe Fest Mick Mars Fender guitar, some books, and some CDs on our website. Read the book, listen to the new tracks, enter the sweepstakes, but don’t come crying to us that your life seems like a tremendous bore after seeing what real rock stars get into when they’re looking for trouble.