The Olive Reader

Wondering who holds the world record for most nose wiggles in one minute? The most armpit farts in 30 seconds? The largest collection of Dr. Seuss costumes? Wonder no more, with the Universal Record Database, “the definitive site for human achievement.” You can even submit your own world records for doing completely ridiculous (and fun) things. Personally, I’d like to see someone beat the record for most socks put on a left foot while listening to “Beat It.”